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Comedy on four – five actors.
Duration 1 hour 40 minutes.
ILYA is a newlywed, about 30 years old;
NATALIA is a newlywed, about 30 years old;
INGA is a friend of the wife, about 35 years;
OKSANA – girlfriend spouse about 25 years;
GRANDFATHER-an old man about 70 years.
Inga and Oksana can be played by one person.
Twilight. Intimate atmosphere. A large double bed is waiting in the wings.
On stage, under the rhythmic music sexually, as in the best strip bars, Natalia effectively comes out. Throws off her blouse, slowly begins to dance to unbutton the button on his jeans and already takes up the zipper.
After her in a dashing rhythmic dance comes on stage Ilya. He unbuttons his shirt as he goes, twirls it over his head, and throws it somewhere in free flight. Stand out in front of each other who is on that much, trying as much as possible to have a partner.
Moment " X " couple rushes to each other, and throw themselves in an unknown languor on the bed. The lights go out, and the rising music is interrupted by the old man's loud, long, unnatural cough.
Turns on the light, in the room with a stick in his hand stands grandfather, wiping his glasses with his other hand.
GRANDFATHER: AND I still think that some of my Ilushenko long. Again, I suppose, the girls went on a sex spree.
Looking with contempt at the couple hiding behind the blanket.
GRANDFATHER: Well tooooooo. Are you even protecting yourself, granddaughter? This one looks pale. Sick for sure. Aunt Irka something died, in skin-venereal garters more there. You can't joke about it now… cannot…
Ilya jumps out of bed, furious. He tries in every possible way to cope with himself, so as not to say too much to his own grandfather, who got him no less than Natalia.
Ilya finds his shirt, throws it on, pulls up his pants.
ILYA (with hard, but maximally politely): Listen to grandfather… (tries to hands in the air strangle and Unscrew and strangle and all that only can be, until an old man not sees) Expensive my grandfather…
The old man turns to his grandson, grunting softly.
ILYA: Let me ask you something. (Shouts at the top of his voice, unable to control his emotions) What the hell are you doing here? (he points to his wife, who hastily leaves the place of unfulfilled joys) What kind of girl is she to you? It's my wife! For a week and three days this is my lawful wife! Not only that, the envelope to the wedding gave a blank, so even I had to scoff. Calm down already! We didn't do anything illegal with her.
NATALIE (sternly, in a low voice): not Yet done!